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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Lurker who wrote (6589)	8/23/1998 9:43:00 AM
From: Pat W.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN A farmer is sitting in the local tavern getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that is so horrible? Farmer: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over. Man: That's not so bad, what's the big deal? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So then what happened. Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked it over. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. Man: So then what did you do? Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail. Man: Wow! You must have been pretty upset! Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So then what did you do? Farmer: Well I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. Right then, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....