To: Jacques Chitte who wrote (12106 ) 8/25/1998 8:05:00 AM From: Rambi Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 71178
Penni tiptoed into DAR early, hoping for some coffee and a moment of peace before the boys returned from swim practice and devoured the kitchen like a very small plague of locusts. AH-DAR, a place of peace and gentle caring. Her place of respite, her retreat for renewal. Her toe met an obstacle on the floor and she went down, landing on the snoring body of Steve, who lay cradling what looked like-no!--a gun in his arms. He muttered something in Italian and rolled over. Penni extricated herself and headed for the kitchen; she would have to have a talk with him about the rules. Alex had the same problem in the early days. Perhaps he could speak with Steve. There was a movement in the corner. She peered into the gloom and saw Ish curled up with his arms around an M-14, smiling beatifically, a bottle by his side. Near him lay a small pile of handguns. And Michael! Now really, Michael knew better. Suspiciously she looked more closely around the room. Sure enough, there were Freddy and DSD under the grand piano, their heads resting on boxes of ammunition. Greasy rags littered the floor, spent shells rolled underfoot. Penni sighed and went into the kitchen. ALex turned from the Mr.Coffee and started guiltily. "Oh, hi! Umm--we had a --uhh--discussion group--yeah---a meeting here yesterday. We --ummm--were discussing--ahhh--war! Terrible thing, war. And- we-uhh-wanted to make sure we were fully informed and so we--had---Show and Tell! You know, for educational reasons." He held out a cup of coffee placatingly. Penni nodded. "I suppose it's not as bad as the time I came home and found all those cars in the yard and Thomas using my lingerie to wipe up the oil spills. I was finding beer cans in the flowerbeds for months after. Who knows what the neighbors thought. It wasn't even imported beer." "Real men don't drink imported beer." Alex said, hastily adding," Not that we were drinking yesterday. Well, except for maybe Ish. And we made sure his gun wasn't loaded." Penni went to the pantry and got out her largest cutglass vase. Returning to the living room, she collected all the small firearms and arranged them attractively in the vase with a few stems of eucalyptus. The larger weapons were a challenge but she finally tied them together with a huge plaid bow in autumnal colors and placed them next to the fireplace. "That's better," she muttered and went back to the kitchen to make more coffee. "Let's just hope Rambi's quest keeps her busy for a few more days." She said. "Did I ever tell you about the time I shot a B-B gun?"