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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Richnorth who wrote (18553)	8/27/1998 3:38:00 PM
From: lorrie coey	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 20981

Richmoth...are you calling me "Victorian"? Are you really ready to go where this leads?? Ah yes... Times have Changed! ; ) IN$TRUCTION AND ADVICE FOR YOUNG GROOM$ { To the tune of the beverlyhillbillies....} Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John, A poor ex-marine with little fraction gone, It seems one night after gettin' with the wife, She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife. Penis, that is. Clean Cut. Missed his nuts. Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side, And Lorena's in the car taken' Willie for a ride. She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend And tossed him out of the window as she rounded a bend. Curve, that is. Tossed the nub. In the shrub. She went to the cops and confessed to the attack, And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back. They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "Over there" To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air. Found, that is. By a fence. Evidence. Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too long So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!" "A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need" And the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny peed. Whizzed, that is. Even seam. Straight stream. Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short. They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape, And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape. Video, that is. Unexposed. Case Closed. Ya'll sleep on your stomachs now, ya hear? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (there's yer advice!) * In the Conduct and Procedure of the Intimate and Personal Relationships of the Marriage State, for the Greater Spiritual Sanctity of this Blessed Sacrament and the Glory of The Goddess. ****************************************** Johnny was oinking so.... The Young Bride Lorena cut off his penis and later threw it out the window of her speeding car. The penis was found and surgically reattached on John who in 1994, performed in a porno for Leisure Time, John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut,* directed by Ron Jeremy. On October 11, 1995, plastic surgery increased John Bobbitt's penis length by three inches and his width by one inch. Dr. Melvin Rosenstein injected a silicone-like substance into John's cock that settled in one area. His license to perform the dick-enlarging operation was later revoked because of numerous complaints from former patients who felt "short-changed". Bobbitt is contemplating joining the class action suit filed against Dr. Rosenstein. John's second porno is named after his mis-shapen dick - Frankenpenis. Penthouse Pet Lori Wagner costars with Jasmin Aloha and rapper Ice T. makes a cameo appearance for his friend, director Ron Jeremy. What goes up...must come down...or worse.