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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6641)	8/31/1998 1:53:00 PM
From: Lawrence Burg	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom isle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies: "Well you see the 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night." The son then asks his father, "Well, what's the 6 pack for?" The father replies, "That's for when you're in college, son. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning." Then the son asks his father, "What's the 12 pack for?" The father replies, "Well that for when your married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March..."

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6641)	9/1/1998 10:00:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (5) \| Respond to of 62549

SEPT 1, 1998 12:01 am SHARES OF PROSTITUTION EXPECTED TO FALL SHARPLY ( Manhattan, N.Y.) Analists at Dousche and Slonger sent shivers up 42nd St. and Wall St. when they reported today that Prostitution Inc. (Nasdaq HOAR) could see a potential in the near future for a serious earnings down fall which the company may not be able to recover from. Dousche and Slonger analyst Won Hung Guy was quoted as saying, "We blame this development on new Touchy Feely technology for PC'S being developed by various Hi-Tech firms. (See Related Story) force-feedback.com Won Hung Guy was also quoted as saying "Online porn sites will probably see a dramatic rise in revenues soon" and also stated that this will probably be accompanied by a huge increase in the number of employee absenteeism which will in turn negatively affect various company productivity output due to an excess of PC input.