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To: Anthony Graham Poyser who wrote (6704)	9/4/1998 9:24:00 AM
From: art slott	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them "I need three important people to send my message out to all people-Tomorrow I will destroy the earth." Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them "I have two really bad news items for you: 1. God really exists and 2. Tomorrow He will destroy the earth." Clinton called an emergency meeting of the Congress and told them "I have good news and bad news: 1. God really does exist and 2. The bad news is tomorrow he's destroying the earth." Bill Gates went back to Microsoft and happily announced "I have two fantastic announcements: 1. I am one of the three most important people on earth and 2. The Year 2000 problem is solved." ~ Regards, Art ~