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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7138)	9/30/1998 3:35:00 PM
From: Early Out	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

If you urinate when swimming in a South American river, you may encounter the candiru. Drawn to warmth, this tiny fish is known to follow a stream of urine to its source, swim inside the body, and flare its barbed fins. It will remain firmly embedded in the flesh until surgically removed. I didn't believe you so I looked it up. Pretty cool! vif27.icair.iac.org.nz -jsc

To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (7138)	10/1/1998 8:34:00 AM
From: Capt	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a "redneck" joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs. and a redneck. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", 225 lbs. and a redneck. The fella next to him is 6'5", 250 lbs. and a redneck. Do you still want to tell that joke?" The first guy says, "Nah. I don't want to have to explain it three times."