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To: skelly who wrote (7155)	10/1/1998 11:48:00 PM
From: Capt	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

The stock market is strange in that you can lose your life's savings in something called securities.

To: skelly who wrote (7155)	10/2/1998 10:51:00 AM
From: Wick	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

During the '89 crash, a sign appeared on the floor of the NYSE that read: "Lost Dog. Has only three legs, blind in one eye, recently castrated. Answers to the name 'Lucky'".