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To: stantheman who wrote (7209)	10/7/1998 8:43:00 PM
From: Scott Moody	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

Today on my 4th wedding anniversary I would like to share these few moments with you all. My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. __________________________ I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. __________________________ I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" ___________________________ We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. __________________________ She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down! So I Bought her an electric chair. __________________________ My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake. __________________________ My wife went on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but she can now climb a tree! __________________________ She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. __________________________ One day she ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" No, jump in!" replied the driver..... --------------- A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted to a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity, and kept repeating, "Why did you die? Why did you die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't want to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of hurt and pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? Your Child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in that grave?" The mourner answered, "My wife's first husband! Why did you die? Why did you die?" ----------------- Yawn (Def) :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.