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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7249)	10/12/1998 12:38:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62543

It's the company Christmas party, and some of the attendees are getting a bit drunk. A man goes up to a bald co-worker and rubs the top of his head. "Your head feels just like my wife's ass," the first man says. The second man rubs his own head, and says "Y'know, you're right!"

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7249)	10/12/1998 8:32:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62543

It's the company Christmas party, and some of the attendees are getting a bit drunk. A man goes up to a bald co-worker and rubs the top of his head. "Your head feels just like my wife's ass," the first man says. The second man rubs his own head, and says "Y'know, you're right!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute." "What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In America the late night news used to broadcast this message: "It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are? In England they say: "Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is? In France they say: "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?" In Poland they say: Its 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?"