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To: doby who wrote (7370)	10/18/1998 11:19:00 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62547

How about fore sight?

To: doby who wrote (7370)	10/19/1998 7:46:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62547

Q. How do you know when your staying in an Alabama hotel? A. When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the desk says "go ahead."

To: doby who wrote (7370)	10/26/1998 10:33:00 AM
From: gypsy	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62547

Hi, my fellow canuck, thought you might enjoy a chuckle.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------Posted by Crazy Canuck Duck on October 23, 1998 at 22:06:36: I got a question for my fellow Canucks; Any of you made that trip down that fucen road; What's it called. ROute 95. No Not the UFO one. Now there's something to tell your kids about. Could just imagine them Hillbilly's sitting in that run down diner talking about the shinning lights they see in the fuc88en sky at night. Only in America I tell you. Anyway that's not the road I'm talkin about. It's the other one, you take to get down to Canada South to warm your derriers in the winter. You know;; the one where the boys from crip are trying to shoot our tires as we drive down. Anyway I take the bloody route trying to warm up my bum one winter when my balls are freezing and all. Driving from Ontario; go to Windsor. Hey now who's smart with the green. Fuen Windsor; a ghost town turned into a gambling empire getting all them Yanks dollars and shit coming over. I tell you it's all money and guns for these Yanks. Anyway I get over the border and all of a sudden I think I'm in that movie where those guys get off the freeway trying to get to that Boxing match. Remember that movie. They end up in a ghetto. Anyway I tell you man. This place gave me the chills. I thought man this is some bad shit. They must shoot the movies here. Some co-worker told me it's 10 minutes of driving after the border to get to the highway I 95. Don't stop for anyone or they come and take your tires at red lights. Don't stop for fake police sirens , guns, people jumping in front of your car; nothing the guy tells me. I tell you I drove like Unser. No stopin me till I saw that I 95. Finally get to the highway. Michigan had these holes in the highway I couldn't fuen believe it. I made the mistake of watchin Nostradamus the night before my trip.I thought the earth was sinking or something. Damn! This was an eye opener. So I keep driving. I hit Ohio; not a bad city; they still talked normal; Then there was tenesse and kentucky and Georgia; Holly Fuen hillbilly JOhn Boy rednecks; I kept going into every 7/11 to get some urinary relief and buy some smokes; Every time the cashier with that irrating pronounciation; You all Not from these parts. she asks. Is it that fuen obvious? She says to me:I can tell cause you all have a dialect? What's with this You all stuff anyway. I'm one guy taking a pisser and buying a pack of smokes. Do I got an invisbible twin or something you see that I can't. I felt like telling these clowns... You all watch CNN. So do I. You all got a tape recorder? Fuen tape yourself and listen to who sounds more like the guy on CNN me or who. I tell you only in America!