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To: SJS who wrote (7411)	10/20/1998 6:50:00 PM
From: iGregor	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62543

Four nuns were standing in line at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first whether she had sinned. "Once, I looked at a man's penis," the nun replied. "Put some of this holy water on your eyes, and you may enter," said Peter. Upon being asked the same question, the second nun said, "I once held a man's penis." "Put your hand in the holy water, and you may enter," Peter replied. Just then the fourth nun pushed ahead of the third. Peter asked her, "Why did you push ahead in line?" She said, "Because I want to gargle before she sits in it."