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To: Scott Moody who wrote (7413)	10/20/1998 6:56:00 PM
From: iGregor	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

A guy goes to the doctor and asks for a prescription for 3 Viagra pills. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I can do that, I think 3 pills in one night would be too hard on your heart". The guy says that he needs 3 because he has dates that night with 3 different women. The doctor agrees on the condition that he come in for a check up the first thing in the morning. The next morning the guy comes in with a cast on his arm. The doctor asks him what happened and the guy replied, "All the dates cancelled."

To: Scott Moody who wrote (7413)	10/20/1998 11:17:00 PM
From: george wood	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.) . . . . . . . . The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. ** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke. Men keep scrolling **. . . . . . . . . . . . . So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen either.