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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (7438)	10/21/1998 2:30:00 PM
From: Bryan Steffen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62548

An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches him, saying "Can I help you, lad?" "Yesss, sssshombody stol me car!" the Irishman replies. The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It was at the end of this key." About this time the cop happens to notice that the Irishman's member is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself, sir?" The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOOH Damn... they got me girlfriend, too!!"