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To: Jeff who wrote (7454)10/22/1998 1:07:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62558
 
Re>> Bone clone
The site, name and marketing are funny but the idea's
been around for a while.

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and
a New Yorker were captured by a
fierce tribe. The chief comes to
them and says, "The bad news is
that now that we've caught you,
we're going to kill you, and then use
your skins to build a canoe. The
good news is that you get to choose
how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze
poison." The chief gives him some
poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive
la France!" and drinks it down. The
Englishman says, "A pistol for me,
please." The chief gives him a
pistol, he points it at his head, says,
"God save the queen!" and blows
his brains out. The New Yorker
says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is
puzzled, but he shrugs and gives
him a fork. The New Yorker takes
the fork and starts jabbing himself
all over --the stomach, the sides,
the chest, everywhere. There's
blood gushing out all over, it's
horrible. The chief is appalled, and
screams, "What are you doing???"

The New Yorker looks at the chief
and says, "So much for your canoe,
asshole!"



To: Jeff who wrote (7454)10/22/1998 8:34:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
Times Have Changed

The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought it about time that she understood the facts of life.

"Liza," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had a little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a lady's tummy and..."

"It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the daughter, "but what I really want to know is how to fake an orgasm."