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To: Pat W. who wrote (7469)	10/23/1998 2:22:00 AM
From: Kid Rock	Respond to of 62558

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The clerk says, "What size?" The guy says, "Gee, I don't know." The clerk says, "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie; she grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium." The guy is mortified; he hurries over to pay and get out of the store. Another guy comes in to buy condoms, the clerk asks the size, and again sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large." The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves. A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. The clerk says, "What size?" The kid embarassedly says, "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4; she grabs him and yells, "Clean up in aisle 4!"

To: Pat W. who wrote (7469)	10/23/1998 8:16:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out." He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. Ican grant-um you one wish." And I said, "No Shit!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A priest suffering from a dry persistent cough went to see his doctor. After a careful examination and thorough blood tests the doctor told him, "I am sorry father, but you have AIDS, and you're going to die." "Oh, my! How horrible!" sobbed the priest. "Yes, I understand, father," said the doctor. "I know you must be disappointed about dying." "Well, no... everybody dies. What disappoints me is honor. Used to be that you could trust altar boys...." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A catholic priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see two 12 year old boys throwing a baseball. The priest says to the rabbi, "Let's go fuck those little boys..." and the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"