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To: JakeStraw who wrote (7500)	10/26/1998 4:43:00 PM
From: Pat W.	Respond to of 62549

Clinton walks into a restaurant and is seated in one of the booths. All the waitresses are knock-down gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table... She asked: "What would you like, Mr. President?" Clinton looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers: "A quickie." The waitress stomps off in total disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again: "What would you like, Mr. President?" Again Clinton thoroughly checks her out and again answers: "A quickie, please." This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "SMACK!" and storms away. A Secret Service agent, sitting at the next table, leans over and whispers, "Um, Mr. President, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE'."