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To: Jeff who wrote (7875)	11/21/1998 8:59:00 PM
From: george wood	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62550

Continuing the theme: A Russian man finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and a Genie comes out. You have one wish, he says. O.K. My one wish would be to pee vodka. Your wish has now been granted says the Genie. So the Russian man goes home and pees in a glass. Ah, it smells like vodka and it look like vodka, so he tries it. Yes it tastes like vodka. His wife comes home, get me two glasses. She tries the vodka, yes it looks like vodka and it smells like vodka, so they both have a drink. The next evening his wife gets home. Bring me two glasses, they drink the vodka again. The next evening when his wife comes home, he says bring me one glass. She is a little upset, have you found a new lover?. No my darling tonight you drink from the Bottle!!

To: Jeff who wrote (7875)	11/21/1998 9:11:00 PM
From: george wood	Respond to of 62550

Two brand new attorneys went to a large city to get jobs. They had been friends since they were kids, so they decided to apply at the same firm. They had finished filling out the applications and were waiting to see the senior partner. Billy Ray was called in first. The senior partner was a stout man, with a weathered face and a scar above his right eye. He also had the distinguishing feature of having no ears, just two tiny holes in the sides of his head. The man ordered Billy Ray to sit down. He leaned across the desk and moved his cigar to the corner of his mouth. He growled at Billy Ray "This is a tough business. You have to be on your toes, keen, observant. Look around the room and tell me what you notice!" Billy Ray looked at the polished glass, chrome furniture, and large bar. He looked at the interviewer and said "You ain't got no ears!" He jumped out of his chair, grabbed Billy Ray by the neck and threw him out of his office. Billy Joe saw Billy Ray come flying out the door and went over to help his friend up. "What happened?" Billy Joe told him, "What ever you do - don't talk about his ears!" Just then, the intercom buzzed and the secretary told Billy Joe he could go in. Once again the senior partner ordered Billy Joe to sit down. He leaned across the desk and moved his cigar to the corner of his mouth. He growled at Billy Joe "This is a tough business. You have to be on your toes, keen, observant. Look around the room and tell me what you notice!" Billy Joe looked at the polished glass, chrome furniture, and large bar. He looked at the interviewer and said "You wear contacts!" He stood up in amazement. "That's awesome perception! How could you tell that from way over there?" "Its obvious" said Billy Joe "You can't wear glasses, 'cause you don't have any ears!"