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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: X Y Zebra who wrote (8060)	12/13/1998 8:19:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Judi and her friend Jill decided to have their picture taken and went to the photographer. The process was totally new to Judi, so she kept asking Jill questions. "What's he doing now?" "He's going to pull down the backdrop." "What's he doing now?" "He's going to set up the camera." "What's he doing now?" "He's going to focus." "Focus? What!? Both of us?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, . . . "Is it on or off?"