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To: Marty Rubin who wrote (8123)	12/17/1998 2:07:00 PM
From: Miles Rhyne Hoffman, CFA	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62552

The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport = (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom. "This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and enjoy your stay in Toronto. Well, the Captain forgets to switch off the intercom. The whole plane can now hear the conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well skipper, wutcha gonna do in Toronto?" Now all ears in the plane are listening in to this conversation. "Well", says the skipper, "First I'm gonna check into the hotel and go for a mega-huge dump. Then I'm gonna take that new stewardess out for supper, you know, the one with the huge tits. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and slip the old salami to her all night." Well, everyone in the plane is trying to get a look at the new stewardess. She's so embarrassed she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to get the intercom off. Half way down, she trips over an old ladies bag *splat * and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run dearie, he's gotta take a shit first."