To: Jimsy who wrote (24609 ) 12/20/1998 6:46:00 AM From: Abner Hosmer Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 116972
When he was a mere boy, Bill Clinton used the Arkansas State Patrol as his personal pimp squad. How do you feel about a State Police Power where the criteria for advancement and promotion is that you help the Chief Exec get his knob sucked, and keep your mouth shut about it. Maybe you wouldn't mind if they approached your wife or daughter. After all, it's only sex they were after. When he grew up and got to the White House, the first thing Bill did was to fire every sitting US attorney, so that he could quietly appoint Hillary's old friend Paula Casey to the Little Rock district, where she could kill a plea-bargain agreement with their old friend, Judge David Hale in the Whitewater scam. I suppose we shouldn't worry about the careers of all those US Attorneys who were fired because they were, after all, lawyers. If they were instrumental in any important criminal prosecutions, that's too bad, because Bill has a progressive agenda. All those millions we were defrauded of in Whitewater and Madison are a small price to pay to be served by a man who cares so much. The next thing he did was to instruct the FBI to find some dirt on the guy running the White House travel office, so they could give it to their Hollywood friends Harry Thomason and his wife as a perk. So they charged the man as an embezzler and put him on trial. Took a jury all of 1/2 hour to find him not guilty. After that they had the FBI send up the confidential files on hundreds of Republicans and other political enemies, so Hillary could enter their private histories into a computer database, and leak the info to the likes of Larry Flynt at Hustler when the going got tough. This kind of information comes in handy. You can use it to trash people very effectively while you cry about how we should all be nice to each other. Then he gave us Hillary's law-firm chum Webster Hubbell for Assistant United States Attorney General. Janet Reno was the face, but he was the real power. The least of his crimes was tax evasion and bilking clients out of hundreds of thousands of dollars. He's now in jail and has the goods on Bill and Hillary, but it's allright because Bill had his Indonesian friends the Riady's pay him off big-time. Besides, they shredded all of Hillary's billing records, so now it's harder to prove her involvement in scams that cost taxpayers millions. Taking account of just a few of the things he's done Jimsy, I guess it is no big deal if he committed perjury and tampered with witnesses in a civil trial. After all, it's well known that you can drag a 20 dollar bill through a trailer park and pick up trash like Paula Jones anytime. We know it's true, because Bill's best friends have told us so. If he presented her with his wanger, that's ok, because it's only sex. If he had a State Police officer fetch her, that is good too. There was a better chance she would have known to keep her mouth shut, she's a smart girl. Yes, Bill even reminded her of that, let's keep this between ourselves, you're a smart girl. Your boss and I are good friends. I suppose he didn't need to mention that the State Police and he were also good friends. And besides, as you have so often reminded us, Livingston had an affair too. Thanks for putting it into perspective for us.