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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (8241)	12/31/1998 3:51:00 PM
From: Shawn M. Downey	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

from usenet: If I'm in a grocery store and they start to sack my groceries without asking "paper or plastic?" I look at them, very annoyed and ask if they are supposed to ask me which I prefer. They usually are embarrassed, and meekly ask "paper or plastic?" ...and I say, "It doesn't matter" ------------------- In the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of me. As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her, "Paper or plastic?" "It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (8241)	1/1/1999 2:10:00 AM
From: halfscot	Respond to of 62549

An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into the nurses' office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis died. Nurse Jones, realizing the Mr. Smith was old and forgetful decided to play along with him. "It did? I'm sorry to hear that" she replied. Two days later, Mr. Smith was walking down the hall at the nursing home with his penis hanging outside his pants. Nurse Jones saw him and said, "Mr. Smith, I thought you told me your penis died." "It did," he replied, "today is the viewing."