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To: Dr. Stoxx who wrote (8461)1/15/1999 11:25:00 PM
From: DirkZ  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. The
first kid leaned over and asked, "What are you in here for?" The
second kid said, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a
little nervous."

The first kid said, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done to me once. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they
give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece of cake!"

The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"

The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."

The second kid said, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I
couldn't walk for a year!"