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To: The Rabbit who wrote (8760)	2/18/1999 4:39:00 PM
From: Tommy Hicks	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives to see how grandma is adjusting to her new home. "So, Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart." th