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To: P.S.N. who wrote (1631)	3/3/1999 12:18:00 PM
From: MrsNose	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 2733

Not exactly a joke, but an interesting sign juxtaposition I saw this a.m. On the sign in front of the church: It's lent. Come in and see what you have been missing. On the "Adult's Only Video" store sign in the plaza right beside the church: Come in and see what you've been missing. Margie

To: P.S.N. who wrote (1631)	3/3/1999 1:44:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

GIRLS NIGHT OUT - With A Financial Twist The other day, three friends went to a ladies night club. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 and put it on his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, the second friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt cheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us, the first friend pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the $50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the attention is focused on the last lady. What could she do to top that? She got out her wallet, thought for a minute...and then the financial analyst in her took over. She got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.