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To: MrsNose who wrote (1632)	3/3/1999 12:23:00 PM
From: Bob Bryenton	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 2733

In my city we have a cemetary with loop through the plots that is a one way. The one way sign is mounted at the front gate, and when you drive by you see a cemetary with a "One Way" sign pointing into it. Bob

To: MrsNose who wrote (1632)	3/4/1999 11:29:00 AM
From: P.S.N.	Respond to of 2733

Size matters ********************************************************************* 3 Midgets are in a bar arguing. "I have the smallest hands in the world!" says the first. "I have the smallest feet in the world!" says the second. "I have the smallest penis in the world!" bragged the third. The bartender eventually gets annoyed and says, "Enough is enough! Tomorrow you all go down to the Guiness Book of World Records and find out where each of you stands!" They all do. The first midget returns to the bar with a trophy "smallest hands in the World" and a check for $5,000. The second returns to the bar with a trophy "smallest feet in the World" and a check for $5,000. The third returns in a terrible mood, stomps into the bad and hollers, "Who in the hell is Al Gore???? ********************************************************************* PSN

To: MrsNose who wrote (1632)	3/4/1999 3:56:00 PM
From: Mad2	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

Turner Brown A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown" The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?" The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turn around.'"