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To: emidio who wrote (9011)3/18/1999 7:53:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
met up with a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I truly am,
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother living with us
and you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sautéed froglegs
seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
I don't f**k**g think so...