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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: STRTYZ who wrote (9073)	3/28/1999 4:36:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Women's T-Shirt sayings * Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. * Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? * I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. * Next mood swing: 6 minutes. * I hate everybody, and you're next. * Please don't make me kill you. * And your point is... * I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now. * I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. * Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. * Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. * You KNOW you want me. * Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time... * Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time. * Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? * I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time. * Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. * You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. * All stressed out and no one to choke. * I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. * How can I miss you if you won't go away? * Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. * If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. * Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her. He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home. He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reaches under the bed and retrieves the bowl. The bowl is full of butter..