To: Janice Shell who wrote (3837 ) 3/29/1999 1:32:00 PM From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 4295
FBN Associates Announces Major Restructuring Sedona, Arizona, March 29/Bidness Wire/ -- FBN Associates (Nazdaq: FBNA - news) today announced major restructuring. CEO TEDennis has resigned to become CEO of Planet City Software. Said Dennis "I look forward to the immense challenge ahead... that of course meaning being able to find a newsletter to write something glowing about us who we haven't already paid to do so." Mr. Dennis takes with him "many years of fond memories... and the color copier." In other news, Michael Sylver, CEO of Amazon Natural Treasures (OTCBB:AZNT) today announced Janice Shell has been named his new VP of Investor Relations. Said Sylver: "She was able to dump the hundreds of thousands of free trading shares I gave her at around $1.50 so I'd say she is obligated." Shell said the appointment was premature and would hold further comment pending the forensics investigation her lawyers had ordered. Mailroom clerk, Josef Svejk, also said today he intends to join 1st Net Technologies (OTCBB: FNTT) as their VP of Marketing. FNTT CEO Gregory D. Writer announced "Greg, Chatty, and I will discuss the hiring of Mr. Svejk in a totally spontaneous series of messages at 3pm on our Silicon Investor message board." Other odds and ends: Longtime Director, Kevin Watson, informed FBNA that he plans to launch his new telecommunications empire "any day now". CFO Norma says she has not ruled out accepting a similar position at Information Architects (NASDAQ: ALYD), "if, for no other reason, to see where the hell my money went" she said. VP of R&D, Jeff Mitchell, says he considering an offer made by American Benefits Group (OTCBB: ABFG) to take a similar position over there as well. Stated Mitchell, "the weather in Boca is just grand and after spending so much time researching BBs I feel like I already know everyone on Federal Highway." FBNA wishes to also dispel the rumor that FBNA's reorganization was done as a poison pill maneuver to fend off Microsoft (NASDAQ: MSFT). As proof, the board unanimously elected Tom C as the new CEO. Said a relieved Tom C "I was afraid for a while as the only remaining member of the Board of Directors that I might vote against myself, but, thank goodness, the new color copier arrived earlier today." - Jeff