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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Chip Anderson who wrote (9214)	4/6/1999 7:00:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Some Thoughts to ponder on. . . . . . . . If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose? Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? How did a fool and his money GET together? If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan? If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them? What's another word for thesaurus? What do they use to ship Styrofoam? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? How do you know when its time to tune your bagpipes? Does "virgin wool" come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught it yet? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? What was the best thing before sliced bread? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?