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To: Barney who wrote (9215)	4/6/1999 8:05:00 PM
From: High Grader	Respond to of 62549

Teflon etchant. Found a bottle in the lab once and it blew up when we mixed a small amount of it with water. OK. owe a joke. How about a true story? I had had a large Labrador Retriever doing its business in my garage. Recently I caught him and since I like dogs, I didn't call the pound. Instead, I painted a big white streak down his back and sent him on its way. You should see the lady who walks the largest skunk ever, on a leash, past my house every day. BTW the garage is now free of Labrador droppings.

To: Barney who wrote (9215)	4/6/1999 8:55:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

I know a few guys who always get together on Fridays after work. One Friday, Dave showed up particularly late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp. Then he turned and said, "Times they are getting tough. I mean, just today, my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week! I can't believe it."At which point Bob put his hand on Dave's shoulder and said reassuringly, "You think you've got it bad, there's some guys that she's cut out all together."