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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: John Messbauer who wrote (9220)	4/8/1999 5:43:00 PM
From: Richard Babusek	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The way I heard it was something like this: The lady asks the guy shuffling around the pharmacists counter If she can help him. Can I talk to the pharmacist? Realizing he is embarrassed about something personal, she reassures him that she is a professional, and is even part owner of the pharmacy. What can you give me for a perpetual erection? Oh my, I need to consult with my sister. After a long absence, she finally returned with a solution. The best we can do is $15,000 and a third interest in the store! ********* In Southern California (where I live) we have a ground cover called dicondra, that is sometimes used as a substitute for grass. It does NOT tolerate cold. A couple days after I had my lawn sodded with dicrondra, a storm blew over and dumped 3-5 inches of hail on my new lawn. Fearing it may be damaged by the cold, I went out and manually hosed it off, melting all the hail, (about the size of rock salt). This lady stops her car in front of me, rolls down the window and with distress in her voice asks me “Are we supposed to wash the salt off our lawns?”. Ricardo