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To: Arthur Radley who wrote (9364)	4/22/1999 6:37:00 PM
From: Jean-STbastien Vanbrugghe	Respond to of 62558

Great post!

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (9364)	4/22/1999 8:45:00 PM
From: Sailor	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62558

A State fish and game warden lived next to a Dude from Texas. Every time the Dude went fishing he always returned with several buckets of fish. Admiring the mans fishing skills, he asked to go along on the next trip. After thinking for a few moments the Dude said sure, why not. The Dude told the warden to show up at 6 AM and don't bother with any gear as he has it all in the boat. The next morning they are out on the lake and ready to fish. The Dude opens his tackle box, takes out a stick of dynamite, lights it and throws it into the lake. Moments after the explosion fish start floating to the surface. The warden is aghast, screaming its against the law and that he was going to arrest the Dude. The dude reaches into the tackle box again, pulls out another stick, lights it and hands it to the warden and asks "Are you going to fish or just sit there and talk?".

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (9364)	4/24/1999 12:45:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62558

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now.” The Mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence”. The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The three words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in one sentence.” The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green,... I Pink it up, and sez Yellow?”