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To: Tomato who wrote (9411)4/27/1999 1:33:00 PM
From: Stephanie M  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
When blondes have more fun do they know it?

One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every
day.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

West Virginia: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names.

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded firestation?

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

THE BILL OF RIGHTS... (Void where prohibited by law)

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

If there is no god, who pops up the kleenex?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?



To: Tomato who wrote (9411)4/27/1999 2:29:00 PM
From: Shawn M. Downey  Respond to of 62550
 
re: Dog Haiku

The best Tomato. Thanks.



To: Tomato who wrote (9411)4/27/1999 3:24:00 PM
From: Gordon A. Langston  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
Tomato

I e-mailed this to about 6 people. What a joy!



To: Tomato who wrote (9411)4/27/1999 6:52:00 PM
From: HarperLee  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
Doggie Haiku: Thank you, thank you, thank you. After a humorless day, this was totally wonderful. I'm emailing it to all my friends.

harper



To: Tomato who wrote (9411)5/2/1999 3:25:00 PM
From: Bruce Denney  Respond to of 62550
 
Tomato...thanks, that was the best.
BD