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To: Graham C. who wrote (9429)4/29/1999 12:35:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Respond to of 62549
 
Managers?

Ex-Reds Manager Ray Knight Charged

ALBANY, Ga., Apr 29, 1999 (AP Online via COMTEX) -- Ray Knight, the
former manager of the Cincinnati Reds, was charged with disorderly
conduct after striking a spectator during an argument after a youth
softball game.

Knight and Jimmy C. Smith, the spectator, were both charged, but not
arrested, after an altercation Tuesday night at Ken Gardens Ballpark.

Both Knight, who is married to LPGA golfer Nancy Lopez, and Smith had
daughters participating in the game, which featured 11- and 12-year-old
girls.

Smith told The Albany Herald that Knight, a baseball analyst for ESPN,
told one of his players who had been walked to run before the umpire
signaled ball four. Smith yelled from the stands for Knight to let the
umpire do his job.

Smith said Knight, who was coaching a team, approached him after the
game and the two argued about the comment, which came with Knight's
team trailing 10-2 in the bottom of the fifth.

A 15-minute argument ensued, which included profane language and
name-calling by both men. Smith said he told Knight: ''You couldn't
play with the big boys and couldn't coach up there, so you have to come
here and coach a girls' softball team.''

The comment prompted Knight to reach over an assistant coach and strike
Smith in the ear with his fist, opening a small cut, Smith said.

Smith said he thought Knight's ring caused the cut.

The two were separated before police arrived. Each of the two faces a
fine of $88 at a municipal court hearing Monday.






To: Graham C. who wrote (9429)4/29/1999 9:14:00 PM
From: Tony McFadden  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Hey!!

As an Engineering Manager, I resemble that remark!!

The engineer could have been measuring the width, if (s)he laid it down the right way...

Tony



To: Graham C. who wrote (9429)4/30/1999 2:33:00 PM
From: Mike 2.0  Respond to of 62549
 
Managers vs. Engineers...LOL Good one...

And then I suppose the "managers" then called an off-site, day-long, team-building, paradigm-shifting, brainstorming, mission statement development session for the flagpole measurement project. And Human Resources has booked an Anthony Robbins Institute motivational speaker as the keynote. Oh yeah, and they had it catered...

Meanwhile, someone has stolen the flagpole the managers left lying on the ground.