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To: William who wrote (9488)	5/4/1999 4:26:00 PM
From: Gordon A. Langston	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Christopher I'm not going to believe those for a second until you provide primary sources Checking the official source, it seems at least several of the Darwins were apocryphal or "URBAN LEGEND".

To: William who wrote (9488)	5/4/1999 7:08:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's > funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a > dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the > black suit that he's wearing?" "No," she insists as she hands him a check to > buy one. > "It must be blue." > > When she comes back for the wake, her husband is wearing a beautiful blue > suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much > it > cost. He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing > happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one > wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked > the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black > suit. > She said that was fine with her..." > > "So I switched the heads."