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To: Laurens who wrote (9670)	5/14/1999 11:11:00 AM
From: Sun Tzu	Respond to of 62549

This is not really a joke, but is amusing just the same. I can't remember who wrote it, though. From the begining, Australia was destined for greatness. Our ancestors were chosen by some of the finest judges in England. ST

To: Laurens who wrote (9670)	5/14/1999 11:20:00 AM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

You can always tell an Aussie, but you can't tell him much. Aussie kiss ... same as a French kiss just down under. As for Red Hair. In Ireland they blame the Danes (Vikings) for that. Now have you heard of the Makah Indians off to hunt a grey whale because it is their "Heritage"? Imagine if I were to put on a helmet with horns sticking out of either side, grab a big battle axe, then run off and burn down the nearest Catholic Church. Steal the silver-ware and ravage a few maidens on the way... could I claim that my "Heritage" allows me to do such things? My wife could get ready to invade Poland. My father-in-law could rustle all of the cattle in the Dakotas. How come no one lets me indulge in the activities my ancestors did?

To: Laurens who wrote (9670)	5/14/1999 11:27:00 AM
From: broken_cookie	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

Are there any specific NZ jokes?Or Canadian? Eh is a useful word that is very important and is the basis of all Canadian communications.It is used in conjunction with other words, or simply by itself. The tone or the slight difference in exclamations also changes the meaning. Eh= what did you say? Eh?= what do you think EH?= something to say just to end a sentence Eh!!= WOW!! EH!?= what do you mean? Eh??= your joking!!!?? EH!!= Hello..you off in the distance!!! Eh?= want a donut? Eh!= sure!! Eh!Eh!= coffee double cream too please! Eh?= what you say when you realize you have no money to pay for it Eh..cmon eh?= asking them to let you pay for it next time. hey..eh!= want to go to the drive in movie?? Eh...uhuh= yes sure! Eh..y'know= Ill pick you up at 8 Eh..cmon!!= well thats early..but ok Eh..wanna?eh?= lets fool around EHHHHHHH= sounds coming from the car hey..um..er eh...= Im pregnant EH?????????= how did that happen? EHHehhEHHehhEHHH= sounds from the delivery room EHHH ehh EHHH ehh= babys first cry Ehh..whadya think eh?= marry me ehhhhhhhhh?=wanna short this ridiculous scam pig of a stock naked?