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To: Tomato who wrote (9824)	5/18/1999 8:19:00 PM
From: Peter S.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Two priests died at the same time and met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as humans. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult. He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Minnesota"

To: Tomato who wrote (9824)	5/19/1999 12:58:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

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To: Tomato who wrote (9824)	5/19/1999 11:13:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well, and drowns. The guy says, "Holy Cow! It works!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman who upon seeing the two cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?" The man giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don't know". The lady asked again, "Which is a boy and which is a girl?" The man looking angrier than before, replied, "I don't know". The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?" The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company".