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To: Zencone who wrote (9932)	5/25/1999 7:26:00 PM
From: Sarkie	Respond to of 62549

Q: How does an elephant hide in the jungle? A: He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: A giraffe eating cherries. Q: How many legs does an elephant have? A: four, two in the front, two in the back. Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge? A: You cant, silly, there is only one Tarzan! Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle ? A: Tarzans fridge is not large enough to hold them all. Q: How many elephants can you actually put in a fridge? A: Depends on the number of elephants. Q. What do you call two elephants on a bicycle ? A. Optimistic ! Q. What do you get if you take an elephant into the city ? A. Free Parking. Q. What do you get if you take an elephant into work ? A. Exclusive use of the elevator. Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree? A: It doesn't, You get down from a duck. Q: How do you get an elephant out of a tree? A: Stand it on a leaf and wait 'till autumn. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Bloody great holes all over Australia. Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling. Q: What's big, red and slimey? A: An inside-out elephant. Q: Why do elephants wear sandles? A: So that they don't sink in the sand.

To: Zencone who wrote (9932)	5/25/1999 8:03:00 PM
From: John Sladek	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Oh no!!! Elephant jokes!!! Here are some that were popular in my school yard about 100 years ago. I hope no one is offended by bad puns (actually I hope everyone is offended by bad puns). ------------ Q. How do you get down off an elephant? A. You don't get down off an elephant, you get down off a duck! ------------ Q. How do you make an elephant fly? A. Well, you start with an 8 foot long zipper... ----------- Q. What did Tarzan say when an elephant came over the hill over the hill? A. "Here comes an elephant over the hill" Q. What did Tarzan say when an elephant came over the hill wearing sunglasses and sneakers? A. Nothing - he didn't notice him. ----------- Warning - Dirty Joke Coming up - Don't read if easily offended... Q. What's grey and comes in quarts? A. An elephant! -------------