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To: John Messbauer who wrote (10025)	5/30/1999 3:30:00 AM
From: Uncle Frank	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

To: John Messbauer who wrote (10025)	5/30/1999 3:57:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

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