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To: Sun Tzu who wrote (10086)	6/1/1999 8:28:00 PM
From: Sarkie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

There was this very sad, lonely old lady (probably lost all her money in the stock market), just couldn't take any more, and wanted to commit suicide. Not wanting to suffer and wanted to get it over quickly, made the decision to shoot herself. She decided the shot would be to the heart. Again, not wanting to suffer, she went to her doctor and asked him exactly where the heart was located. The doctor explained that it was 2 inches from the left breast. She went home, pulled out the loaded gun . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and shot herself in the knee!

To: Sun Tzu who wrote (10086)	6/2/1999 1:03:00 AM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

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To: Sun Tzu who wrote (10086)	6/5/1999 11:21:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

A young girl went off to college and after a while decided she needed a means of transportation form her apartment to the campus. She was short of funds and decided to write a letter home to her mother requesting money to purchase a bicycle. Her mother promptly sent her two hundred dollars. Meantime, the young girl was able to get a room on the campus and when the money arrived from her mother she decided it would be nice to have a pet for company and she used the money to purchase a monkey. A few days later the monkey became ill and started to shed hair. Concerned, the young girl wrote home to her mother and explained that her monkey was losing its hair. "Sell the bicycle!" her mother wrote back. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.