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To: Barney who wrote (10149)	6/6/1999 11:18:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

NEW BREEDS Collie + Lhasa Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel: Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound: Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Terrier + Bulldog: Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador: Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly Bull Terrier + Shitzu: Oh, never mind..............

To: Barney who wrote (10149)	6/6/1999 11:25:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It only takes 30 seconds. Work this out as you read. Don't read the bottom result until you've worked it out! (You may use a calculator.) 1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to eat out. * 2. Multiply this number by 2. * 3. Add 5. * 4. Multiply it by 50. * 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1749. If you haven't, add 1748. * 6. Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born. SEE BELOW * * * * * * * * * * * * You should now have a three digit number: The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times you want to go out each week). The second two digits are your age!!! This is the only year (1999) it will ever work.