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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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104 H. G. Wells Alright, i admit it - the chicken didn't really cross the roadmarcos-5/21/2000
103 Emiliano Zapata Better to die on the road than to kneel in the ditch.marcos-5/21/2000
102 Edwarda: ROFL....great stuff. Here's the real reason, though. Per mph: Itmph-5/21/2000
101 Adolph Hitler As šberchicken its Destiny was to seek Flappenraum. [aargh] - smarcos-5/21/2000
100 My personal opinion is that the chicken was simply trying to move along to a beDon Pueblo-5/21/2000
99 Winston Churchill ... Some chicken! .... Some road.marcos-5/21/2000
98 Bill Clinton I did not have sex with that chicken.....Sedohr Nod-5/21/2000
97 Just maybe to get away from you. :,sunshadow-5/21/2000
96 Just sleeping pills for these moments of insomnia.....Edwarda-5/21/2000
95 I think you <b>really</b> need to get laid..c.horn-5/21/2000
94 Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment woulEdwarda-5/21/2000
93 Thomas Jefferson: Sometimes, in the course of avian events, it becomes necessEdwarda-5/21/2000
92 Clint Eastwood: It felt lucky, punk. Edwarda-5/21/2000
91 Basil Fawlty: Oh, don't mind that chicken. It's from Barcelona. Edwarda-5/21/2000
90 Mike Harris: Because it was a Tory chicken and the voters gave it an overwhelEdwarda-5/21/2000
89 Sir Edmund Hillary: Because it was there! Edwarda-5/21/2000
88 Werner Heisenberg: It is uncertain. Edwarda-5/21/2000
87 Werner Heisenberg: It is uncertain. Edwarda-5/21/2000
86 Doctor McCoy: For god sake Jim, I'm a DOCTOR not a farmer !! Forest Gump:Angelo Ferraro-5/21/2000
85 Leda: Are you sure it wasn't Zeus dressed up as a chicken? He's into Edwarda-5/21/2000
84 RAGING BULL: ##!@!@#@$#@%$%^*&^%$##@!#$%#@!!! KJC PS - 'NiteEL KABONG!!!-5/21/2000
83 Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also Edwarda-5/21/2000
82 BTW, a personal favorite: Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius Strip? A: Edwarda-5/21/2000
81 Oprah Winfrey: NEXT, live and exclusive -- roosters who fly the coop and the Edwarda-5/21/2000
80 Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?&qEdwarda-5/21/2000
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