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1333	Subject: thrift A man checks his pockets and leaves his tip -- three pennies	Barney	-	2/7/1999
1332	Wisdom off the wall The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plat	Mad2	-	2/7/1999
1331	Why Ask Why? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flota	Mad2	-	2/7/1999
1330	A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determ	Peter S. Maroulis	-	2/7/1999
1329	Women's Lib stuff At the 1997 World Women's Conference the first spea	Karin	-	2/7/1999
1328	A guy goes to the tatoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist $1,000 to put a $1	Monty Lenard	-	2/7/1999
1327	The Irish Salesman A keen Irish country lad applied for a salesman's job a	Mad2	-	2/6/1999
1326	THE IMPORTANCE OF A COLLEGE EDUCATION: Three guys were in some public bathroom	Mad2	-	2/6/1999
1325	The Dog Can Talk A farmer was down on his luck having suffered a bad growing se	Mad2	-	2/6/1999
1324	The Converted Jew A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood. Every Frid	Mad2	-	2/6/1999
1323	The 80 year old man An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the d	Mad2	-	2/6/1999
1322	Perspective A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barber shop. They	Mad2	-	2/6/1999
1321	BILL CLINTON'S VERSION OF MY FAVORITE THINGS (FROM THE SOUND OF MUSIC) My	Mad2	-	2/6/1999
1320	Good Thoughts An Angel wrote: Many people will walk in and out of your life,	Karin	-	2/6/1999
1319	Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q: Wh	Monty Lenard	-	2/6/1999
1318	Got this from my friend's sister-in-law who lives in New York. It's a	Barney	-	2/6/1999
1317	The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if the	Karin	-	2/6/1999
1316	How To Handle Stress Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them	Karin	-	2/5/1999
1315	The Deal A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The barten	Karin	-	2/5/1999
1314	True funny... Lady friend and 5 yr old son was over for dinner. Lady and I were	Sailor	-	2/5/1999
1313	OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF ...BABES A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litt	Barney	-	2/5/1999
1312	The Tonsils~ Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other. Th	Barney	-	2/5/1999
1311	There were 2 old-maid sisters... both virgins. It's Friday night and Glady	Barney	-	2/5/1999
1310	The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles such as	Barney	-	2/5/1999
1309	Subject: Rejected Hallmark Greetings: 1. So your daughter's a hooker, an	Barney	-	2/4/1999

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