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The Non-Political Joke Thread

An SI Board Since July 2004

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155	MARTHA STEWART'S TIPS FOR REDNECKS DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine,	redfish	-	7/26/2004
154	Two hillbillies were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering ho	redfish	-	7/26/2004
153	Dear Ma and Pa Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the M	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
152	What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. ======	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
151	You might be a redneck if ..... You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 m	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
150	You might be a redneck if .... You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project d	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
149	West Virginia State Residency Application Name: ________________ (last) (first	redfish	-	7/26/2004
148	Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? So they can both watch NASCAR.	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
147	A West Virginian walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will	redfish	-	7/26/2004
146	Q: Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? A: The DNA is the same and there	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
145	Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common? A. Someone alw	redfish	-	7/26/2004
144	Q: How do you circumcise a redneck? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
143	A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
142	Love those redneck jokes! Q: How do we know toothpaste was invented in Alabama?	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
141	Q: What do you call a West Virginia girl who can outrun her brothers? A: A vi	redfish	-	7/26/2004
140	Osama bin Laden, feeling sickly and concerned about his mortality, consults a ps	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
139	A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting ar	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
138	What did the redneck say to his girlfriend upon breaking up with her? “Can we s	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
137	An old Irishman walks into a bar, hauls his bad leg over the stool, and asks for	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
136	A farmer got pulled over by state trooper Jon for speeding, and the trooper star	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
135	Lab coat An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was	mph	-	7/26/2004
134	Corporal Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recrui	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
133	A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase it's sales so the owner	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
132	Well, that's better than those folks from Massachusetts who insist on going	ManyMoose	-	7/23/2004
131	Wow! Now there's a joke I never would have expected form you! Three most c	Lady Lurksalot	-	7/21/2004

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