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2008	A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert quotes" contest. They were lookin	Barney	-	4/23/1999
2007	Gaelic blessing.... May those who love us, love us, And those who don't lo	Barney	-	4/23/1999
2006	Being Political Correct Political correctness strikes again. Political corre	Barney	-	4/23/1999
2005	A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the	Barney	-	4/23/1999
2004	So there A fierce tribe captured a Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New	treetopflier	-	4/22/1999
2003	That 'bout sums it up A wife woke up in the middle of the night to fin	treetopflier	-	4/22/1999
2002	A Brief History of Time 3050 B.C.- A Sumerian invents the wheel. Within the we	Barney	-	4/22/1999
2001	A Blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day.	Barney	-	4/22/1999
2000	Baseball in Heaven Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball f	Barney	-	4/22/1999
1999	ROFLMAO! Message 9075406	Flea	-	4/22/1999
1998	MICROSOFT TESTS NUCLEAR DEVICE AT SECRET HANFORD FACILITY REDMOND (BNN)--Worl	Barney	-	4/22/1999
1997	DOGGY DICTIONARY LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling	Barney	-	4/22/1999
1996	REAL DMV Answers The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exam	Barney	-	4/22/1999
1995	Top Ten Signs You Might Be A Sysadmin -- by Jonathan Kalbfeld 10. You see a b	Barney	-	4/22/1999
1994	A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined	Flea	-	4/21/1999
1993	David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a ba	Trader Dave	-	4/20/1999
1992	A wife woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. S	Monty Lenard	-	4/16/1999
1991	The Barber After twenty years of shaving himself every morning, a man in a sma	KZAP	-	4/16/1999
1990	If you were not born before 1940 maybe your parents or grand parents were Now y	KZAP	-	4/16/1999
1989	A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however	Stephanie M	-	4/15/1999
1988	DOG PROPERTY LAWS 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mout	Edwarda	-	4/13/1999
1987	I'm reminded of my secretary's Friday departure party to marry ,,,on Sa	EddieMacG	-	4/13/1999
1986	The Official List of Women 1) Expensive Women: Most Women fall into this defin	Monty Lenard	-	4/13/1999
1985	A man goes to visit a friend. The friend's wife answers the door. "Is	Jay	-	4/13/1999
1984	A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up an	RP	-	4/13/1999

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