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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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205You Might Be an Engineer if... your favorite James Bond character is "Q&quLady Lurksalot-7/29/2004
204Laz, seems I hit the mother lode! Here are some more, with more to come. <gLady Lurksalot-7/29/2004
203What was you said you did for a living? :-) Here, let's try this: A boy wLazarus_Long-7/29/2004
202mph, You write, " . . . but there were not nearly enough consultant and/or Lady Lurksalot-7/29/2004
201hollander has been PROMISING engineer jokes. But not delivering. Reminds of laLazarus_Long-7/29/2004
200Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock. ===================Lazarus_Long-7/29/2004
199Sir, I assure you that the Democratic candidate for Vice President did not even Lazarus_Long-7/29/2004
198And you park in the driveway and drive in the parkway...Amots-7/29/2004
197I'm readin' the subtext here, Laz. You might have to ban yourself consiManyMoose-7/28/2004
196You Might Be a Mathematician if... * you are fascinated by the equatiLazarus_Long-7/28/2004
195A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dLazarus_Long-7/28/2004
194A man takes his Rottweiler to the veterinarian and says, “My dog is going cross-Jagfan-7/28/2004
193How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. -Jagfan-7/28/2004
192Should have been PM.Lady Lurksalot-7/28/2004
191I plead the Ray Duray defense: I just copy garbage from the net. :-) ++++++++Lazarus_Long-7/28/2004
190I'd like to say you've shown some balance, but there were not nearly enomph-7/28/2004
189<i>Q. What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? A.mph-7/28/2004
188And you think <b>I'm</b> in trouble? :-) It was so cold last wLazarus_Long-7/27/2004
187This is for mph. What's the difference between a consultant and a trampolineJagfan-7/27/2004
186You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have Jagfan-7/27/2004
185Ouch! You're in for it now! OJ's: If I had but one life to give for my cJagfan-7/27/2004
184Q. What does a lawyer have in common with a sperm? A. Both have a one in 3 milliLazarus_Long-7/27/2004
183Q. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A. A tick falls off of yoLazarus_Long-7/27/2004
182Scene: public executions by guillotine First condemned person steps up, a minismph-7/27/2004
181One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better studentsLazarus_Long-7/27/2004
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