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2308 Q: What is an Irish screwdriver called by the rest of the world? A: A hammer. Guy Gadois-7/4/1999
2307 A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, thJohn Messbauer-7/3/1999
2306 A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmJohn Messbauer-7/3/1999
2305 Stumpy & Martha Take a Ride Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fEdwarda-7/3/1999
2304 A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem youKarin-7/3/1999
2303 This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers Karin-7/3/1999
2302 Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they'llGuy Gadois-7/3/1999
2301 Q: How many Englishmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three, one to cGuy Gadois-7/3/1999
2300 Q. How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to mix tEdwarda-7/3/1999
2299 Q. How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Ten. One tEdwarda-7/3/1999
2298 TOP TEN HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN SLOGANS 10. "Read My Lips - No New Intearno-7/2/1999
2297 What's the difference between a limo and a sorority girl? Not everyone'The Rabbit-7/2/1999
2296 A. A shopping cart has a mind of its own.Achilles-7/2/1999
2295 There's a limit to how much meat can be put into the shopping cart??? Ian@SI-7/2/1999
2294 Q. What's the difference between a sorority girl and a shopping cart?Achilles-7/2/1999
2293 A helping hand from above. DuGen-7/2/1999
2292 Q: How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One tofatheroz-7/2/1999
2291 Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Only one. (BuAchilles-7/2/1999
2290 Hummm, under situations such as we seem to have here, I think the penalty shoulDuGen-7/2/1999
2289 Four Catholic women were sitting around discussing their sons. The first womanLesley Adler-7/1/1999
2288 That should read: Q. Why do elephants drink. A. To forget. Damn. Spoiled my Achilles-7/1/1999
2287 Q.: why do elephants forget?Achilles-7/1/1999
2286 FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY 1 Save the whales. Collect the whole sEdwarda-6/30/1999
2285 Thanks for that joke -- VERY appropriate for us since my mother in law (next doThe Philosopher-6/30/1999
2284 Q: Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? A: If it had 4 doors, we'd haDuGen-6/30/1999
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