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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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255I know where you can get two of 'em, but they already left Boston. <I>ManyMoose-8/3/2004
254Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, “If, over the weekend, youJagfan-8/2/2004
253It's a dirt farmer. <i>a person who owns and cultivates a small farm&lLazarus_Long-8/2/2004
252NO! It's a person who performs great and loyal service: Main Entry: yeomph-8/2/2004
251Oh, yeah. THOSE things. Didn't exist when I went through. I was close to Lazarus_Long-8/2/2004
250From a recent PM exchange: PMer1: "Biochemistry is far from an exact scieLazarus_Long-8/2/2004
249I can tell you from experience that "That's just the way it is!" ManyMoose-8/1/2004
248<<Madam, any engineer who cannot correctly do simple arithmetic in his heaIsh-7/31/2004
247Why is that a non sequitur? :-) ==============================================Lazarus_Long-7/31/2004
246Madam, any engineer who cannot correctly do simple arithmetic in his head will nLazarus_Long-7/31/2004
245Yeoman? That's an ignorant, illiterate low level flunkey, right? :-) ====Lazarus_Long-7/31/2004
244Laz, that list does not include one of my faves, that being, "The patient wLady Lurksalot-7/30/2004
243Okay, Laz, I think this one insults just about everyone. - Holly How they proveLady Lurksalot-7/30/2004
242mph, more on consultants. - Holly Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear from youLady Lurksalot-7/30/2004
241and doing a yeoman's job<g> I commend her. <i>HOLLY IS PICKING mph-7/30/2004
240Laz, same answer as here Message 20364724 HollyLady Lurksalot-7/30/2004
239Laz, you write, "OK. Which one was the joke?" Beats me! I believe it Lady Lurksalot-7/30/2004
238OK. Which one was the joke?Lazarus_Long-7/30/2004
237Actual Bloopers Doctors Have Written On Patient's Charts 1. Patient has chLazarus_Long-7/30/2004
236Which line was the joke? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Lazarus_Long-7/30/2004
235Where'd you say you're from? Can you get there from here? +++++++++++Lazarus_Long-7/30/2004
234Where I come from we hanged 'em. In effigy, of course. Or welded the door ManyMoose-7/30/2004
233Simple. ALL lawyers are jokes. You hadn't noticed? <i>You ain'tLazarus_Long-7/30/2004
232This is a true Paul Harvey story. Old cowboy who has spent the summer on the moOral Roberts-7/30/2004
231<B>Bessie's Boil A Lancashire Ballad Read in yer best Lancaster brogManyMoose-7/30/2004
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