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The Non-Political Joke Thread

An SI Board Since July 2004

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430	Q: What do you get when an epileptic falls into a lettuce patch? A: Seizure sal	Jagfan	-	8/18/2004
429	<i> That's similar to a bumper sticker I have on my car. It's also	Lazarus_Long	-	8/18/2004
428	That's similar to a bumper sticker I have on my car. It's also in my pr	PatiBob	-	8/18/2004
427	IF PEOPLE BOUGHT CARS LIKE THEY BUY COMPUTERS General Motors doesn't have a	Karin	-	8/18/2004
426	Formula for calculating the amount of toilet paper needed for a military campaig	ManyMoose	-	8/18/2004
425	SATAN A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting	Karin	-	8/17/2004
424	Alaskan Party Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the	Karin	-	8/17/2004
423	Use a "double barrel"	Karin	-	8/17/2004
422	Seen on a woman's T-shirt at the grocery: "I still miss my ex, but my	Lazarus_Long	-	8/17/2004
421	Army Issue Fifty-one years ago Herman James, a mountain man was drafted by the	Oral Roberts	-	8/17/2004
420	I heard that one as a consultant joke<g>	mph	-	8/17/2004
419	And then his brother who also had no arms showed up and wanted to ring the bells	Ish	-	8/17/2004
418	After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word thr	Jagfan	-	8/17/2004
417	These two guys, Bill and Ted, went out hunting moose, but after three days they	Jagfan	-	8/16/2004
416	Is this too political??...nah PATRIOTIC KITTENS Vice President Al Gore is out	Karin	-	8/16/2004
415	A woman standing naked in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband, “Honey,	Jagfan	-	8/16/2004
414	BIG GUY A man named Mike, goes into an elevator, looks up and sees he is alone	Karin	-	8/16/2004
413	A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the dr	Jagfan	-	8/16/2004
412	MILK MACHINE Jethro's cousin, Billy Bob the farmer, ordered a high-tech mi	Karin	-	8/16/2004
411	Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one ite	Jagfan	-	8/16/2004
410	<b<GROOOOAN!</b> :-) A waiter asks a patron, “May I take your ord	Lazarus_Long	-	8/15/2004
409	Q: Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford Clinic? A: To cure his 14-	Jagfan	-	8/15/2004
408	Bob’s sitting in his lawn chair, drinking beer and watching his wife mow the law	Jagfan	-	8/15/2004
407	Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispers to her mother, “W	Jagfan	-	8/15/2004
406	A guy and his wife are out golfing one day when they come up to the hardest hole	Jagfan	-	8/15/2004

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