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5060I lost my job at the bank. Turns out you're not supposed to push customers iTimF-7/31/2021
5059People often ask me how I feel about never catching a heron. I tell them I havTomato-7/30/2021
5058Scarlett Johansson is on a plane that crashes on a remote island. [graphic] ShTomato-7/29/2021
5057A blonde is thinking: [graphic] How the hell does my brother have four sistersTomato-7/28/2021
5056An environmentalist was giving a speech and told his audience that if we continuTomato-7/28/2021
5055I was in Little Saigon and felt like Vietnamese soup. I walked up to this guyTomato-7/26/2021
5054What's the difference between a Bud Lite and cunnilingus? [graphic] With Tomato17/26/2021
5053A golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if Tomato-7/25/2021
5052My wife wanted to do it doggy style last night. I felt terrible when I didnTomato-7/25/2021
5051To Tomato, undisputed champion of bad puns. A Jewish alcoholic has a favorite bHigh Grader-7/24/2021
5050What do Jewish rioters use to start fires? [graphic] Mazel tov cocktails. — Tomato-7/24/2021
5049My girlfriend gave me a hand job the other day and used Vaseline. I came threeTomato-7/23/2021
5048Have you heard? Melinda Gates, Mackenzie Scott, and Justine Musk are starting thTomato-7/22/2021
5047[graphic] courtesy pocotrader Message 33406224 [graphic] courtesy Message 334Cogito Ergo Sum27/22/2021
5046How does the uterus take its eggs? [graphic] Ovaries-y. — -Knock knock -Who&Tomato-7/21/2021
5045What was the name of that thing that really attracted Egyptian women? Pharaoh Tomato-7/21/2021
5044What's the difference between jam and marmalade? [graphic] You can't mTomato-7/20/2021
5043A new strain of the covid virus is attacking penises and causing them to be hardTomato-7/20/2021
5042What did the pimp say when he found out that one of the girls in his prostitute Tomato-7/19/2021
5041Did you hear the new hit song about a reddish-brown horse at Pimlico that sat oTomato-7/18/2021
5040My wife said to me “If I ever get [graphic] Alzheimers I would commit suicide Tomato-7/17/2021
5039Why did the three blondes sick with the new strain of covid show up at sororitTomato-7/16/2021
5038I just joined a support group for compulsive masturbators. [graphic] We are trTomato-7/16/2021
5037A Scientologist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are talking about their families. [grTomato-7/15/2021
5036Guy and a Girl on a first date. [graphic] Guy: "So, what kind of movies dTomato-7/14/2021
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